loony tours, a pioneering tour agency gathering the best guides and tailoring their guests time to meet all the needs and requirements. albeit its unusual character the tour is an impeccable, inspirational and creative experience. give it a try.
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It was born in a loony mind of lucas vinski. After many attempts and years spent on finding his favorite thing to do he started being a tour-guido in 2014. Prior to that he was the best 3 point shooter in Poland U-19, studied engineering at a military acadamy, became a pacifist but was also erecting houses as well as wind farms. Having things being erect is probably his favorite thing till today. Especially if they are made out of wood which is just such a gentle material to work with.
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Forced by the big business to start his own company vinski was, after being on the market only for a few years. Freelancing is something many people dream of but not lucas. This is why the seed of an own business idea was planted in his brain. Idea of loony business. Loony Tours business, where the best and most reliable guides are gathered. Their skills are unachievable by others, knowledge and passion are remarkable but sense of humor is also included. We are loony enough to start our own business not loony enough though to be put in a loony house.
JEWISH WARSAW
$200
Warsaw with 360,000 Jewish population before WW2 created the biggest european Jewish community. Today there is less than one thousand Jews living in the city. All these mere statistics will come to live thanks to deep investigation of the Jewish history from its craddle to modern days.
WARSAWS OUTCAST - PRAGA
$180
Here's vodka distillery, highest catholic cathedral, last orthodox church, the longest building in the whole city of Warsaw, street where Roman Polański took his footage to the movie 'The Pianist', chocolate factory, Polish National Stadium, plenty of parks, greenery and some animals You may just randomly encounter.
WW2 IN WARSAW
$190
First to be invaded and first to fight, welcome to Poland. WW2 has brought Warsaw nothing but sufferring, solitariness and destruction. City stubborn enough not to let the Nazi army enter and twice, after two weeks of constant carpet bombing had to surrender but it didn't stop its fight. Resistance, scouting sabotage and other guerrillas were constantly running an underground battle against the Nazis that had peaked with the revolution breakout on August 1st 1944.
"You have power and money, but you are mortal
You know you cannot escape death
But immortality can be obtained"
Alejandro Jodorowsky, The Holy Mountain
Feel free to ask us about meaning of life, purpose of human existence and loony tours views on political corectness. All the questions related to our tours are wholeheartedly welcomed as well.
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